Sunday, December 6, 2009

Ninja Assassin

If Raizo had a chance in normal life, the lines "you are uzuno...." would be...

Line 1:

"You are Mizuno, you will be the greatest clothesmen ever! Go now, my son, wear some shirt and be pretty!!" 


Line 2:

"You are Pizza-Uno, you will eat pasta, and never suffer from Soba again!!"


Line 3:


"You are Buongiorno, you will say good day to everyone, and be happy!!!" 















Something Pretty Random

This post requires some thinking and correction, so comments are graciously appreciated!!

Just a random thought that occurred to me while in bed... What does "faster than time" mean?

Can one travel faster than time before time to have actually occurred... Does this mean time travel? Imagine if you can generate so much energy to push yourself around the globe before time to actually occur... Meaning to negate time.... Would you actually travel to the past? If not the past... What would actually happen and what time will it be?

Given that, that amount of energy to travel that fast would be possible... I would be so curious to know what time will that be... But using a smaller object for a globe, let's say it takes 3days to travel around this ball to the same point you began and you started travelling faster than time on Monday, so time didn't start and it will still be Monday when you arrive, but imagine the things you could do along the way because of the distance you've crossed towards the same Monday and reaching the same point. It seems clearer this way... that by this way you can actually be at multiple places at once.. But can you actually freeze time to be seen? Because a motion that is immeasurable through time couldn't possibly be seen. Therefore given that this time couldn't possibly be measured... Will it just reset back at 1? In the terms for days, to travel on Monday will just end us back on Monday, or will it be the days before that particular Monday?

On a more easier to understand idea.... In Space... Because the traditional way for time is calculated by the light of the Sun to hit Earth, so in other words the time in Space is actually different and much faster given the closer distance to the Sun. So in theory, if you could be on Earth and in space at the same time you've actually gone into the future. .. But to do that, it's also to travel faster than time but subjected to Earth-Space travel only!!

However, if teleportation is made possible, it wouldn't mean you could time travel because you wouldn't be able to be at two places at once, it would only travel you from point A to point B on the same time, therefore time will have to pass but be Zero.

Therefore to believe in time travel is to believe in infinite dimensions where infinite numbers of you exists, dimensions wouldn't sound so insane if you used the term frames like those used for cameras, but dimensions are more like different frames of different time playing on the same time, and also if capturing moments like these were even possible.


This is crazy, and no, I'm not high. lol.


Closest possible experiments: particle accelerators...


Tuesday, December 1, 2009

What happens when you slam your car door onto your fingers by accident..

The title is a little long, but it explains everything! (So don't read if you can't handle it!)

Well.. The moment it happens, no matter where you are, you'll start to make awkward leaps to the sky holding your hands and having this weird look in your face that you're shouting but just acting it out, because the pain you just endured couldn't possibly be fairly valued through sound. But my special moment so happened to be facing directly in front of my neighbour's house right when they were about to greet theirs guests. I remembered they did look very surprised.

Next ten minutes, I realized I can't remember a single thing, maybe because the pain erased it all...

Next half an hour was the swelling process where you can feel your heart literally inflating your thumbs, and every movement of the flow into it resonates in your brain. This will carry on for 2 days, and nights would make you so tired of pain till you cheat yourself to think that you're dreaming of the pain, but the ironic point is that you can't actually fall asleep due to the pain.

During these stages, you'll see a shade of clear blue on your fingernails for quite a long time until the third day where it becomes black. At this point, you won't feel pain anymore and it'll amaze you to start pinching it to feel the weird sensation of having felt so much pain the days before yet feel nothing at all when it's at its most ugliest point where it's just numb.

This prompted me to go see the doctor on the forth day with much thanks to my buddies that made me believe that it needed to be chopped off on my birthday, well I'm not mentioning names, but Darren you were so good!!!

At the clinic, the doctor will make a small cut on your fingernail while applying pressure to it to let the deoxygenated blood flow out, the amount of blood will depend on the severity of the accident. This wouldn't hurt at all because your finger will still be numb. After which he'll clean up the wound and dress it up. He may even give you some antibiotics and painkillers. According to him, these sort of accidents aren't really that serious and will heal itself even without seeing the doctor, unless it got infected or needed some stitching, it'll be okay.

So... For those unfortunate ones who just got their nails squashed, don't worry, you can even stay home if you can take the pain.

Oh yeah, seeing the doctor cost RM60 for me at Taipan USJ.

 

Monday, November 30, 2009

Detective Work DIY Style!

Ever had that weird someone always calling you at the middle of the night, breathing down the phone or sending you random messages from an unknown number- otherwise also known as a stalker?

I'm not sure if everyone has figured this, but there's a way to check who the caller is, given that the number is a mobile number from maxis. By just helping the culprit pay a minimum RM5 for his/her bill at the payment machines of any maxis centre, you can get the name of your stalker on the receipt printed. A very generous return for a very frustrating situation, if you know what I mean!

Other service providers might also be possible, but from personal experience maxis works 100%, I've also heard from my friend that you can use this same trick at banks, which worries me sometimes for the level of security of personal information.

The funny thing about all of this is how easy the identity of the caller can be obtained, considering it's impossible for maxis to release that bit of information to you unless you make a police report, and if you make a police report, the police is going to have to take your phone from you as evidence, a seriously troublesome feat for just a name.

So if you have a stalker, I hope you track down that bugger!! and Good luck.

If You Wanted A Subaru







These are the untold pains of owning a car; the basic maintenance of it when the time comes.

If you so happen to always wanted a Subaru, and to own it along the years when the parts are due. For reference and sharing purposes, I've uploaded a few receipts of services.

With reference to the uploaded pictures, you can find the estimated prices for a timing belt change and the additional items needed and a usual engine oil change. Before sending it for servicing, the car was long overdue for a belt change as the last change was more than 3 years ago and the engine idle was a bit unstable.

I should have taken some pictures of the timing belt that they took out, it's a huge fella compared to the toyota I've been driving before this. The workshop is well known for their passion, professionalism and for knowledge for Subarus, and I'll recommend it to anyone driving any brands of cars, as they will entertain any cars apart from trucks and buses aside.

Next service, will be all the fluids including LSD oil, Gearbox oil etc... Hopefully it won't cost a bomb!!